Dear B,

We regret to inform you that your real wife has been temporarily replaced by some crazy chick. She will probably trash your house with dozens of reminder notes, flash cards, to do lists, and books. The living room will become a library and she will frequent the cupboards often in search of sugar or chocolate. She probably won’t remember to take out the trash (not that your real wife did either ;), put away the laundry, wash the dishes, or frankly do anything but cram her head with science nonsense.  Your real wife will return sometime next week, however, we cannot guarantee the condition she will be in. In the meantime just keep some chocolate in stock, ignore her greasy hair and cranky mood, and pray she returns real soon!


Finals Week


P.S. If you’re looking for clothes to wear, they’re probably on the couch.